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Dear Madonna, I Am Ready for My Oral Sex

If it helps, I’ve recently become a feminist myself. There was no protest march in my hometown, but I did walk up and down the street wearing a vagina hat in front of the Splashin’ City Car Wash. Continue reading Dear Madonna, I Am Ready for My Oral Sex

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How to Write While a Toddler Drives an ATV Through Your Living Room

You wouldn’t think an electric “ATV” powered by a 6-volt battery and designed for a toddler would generate a lot of noise pollution, but you are wrong. Continue reading How to Write While a Toddler Drives an ATV Through Your Living Room