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How to Write While a Toddler Drives an ATV Through Your Living Room

You wouldn’t think an electric “ATV” powered by a 6-volt battery and designed for a toddler would generate a lot of noise pollution, but you are wrong. You are wrong in the same way that you were wrong when you and your wife of less than a year thought her menstrual cycle was near the end when, in reality, it was half-way through, and she … Continue reading How to Write While a Toddler Drives an ATV Through Your Living Room