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We All Got a Little Bit of Ho In Us

There are a few songs on every album that we love less. Like middle children or unsalted fries or those blanched days between winter and spring, they lack a certain quality that is difficult to define but enough to cost our affection. In the age of internet radio, the problem is exacerbated. Most of the songs we hear are orphaned from their albums—from the stories … Continue reading We All Got a Little Bit of Ho In Us

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How to Write While a Toddler Drives an ATV Through Your Living Room

You wouldn’t think an electric “ATV” powered by a 6-volt battery and designed for a toddler would generate a lot of noise pollution, but you are wrong. You are wrong in the same way that you were wrong when you and your wife of less than a year thought her menstrual cycle was near the end when, in reality, it was half-way through, and she … Continue reading How to Write While a Toddler Drives an ATV Through Your Living Room